Matthew

an NPC.
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Matthew

A short asian furry/weeb who no one likes
matthew is going to an anime-furry convention
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They are lovers of Chickens. When it comes to Chickens, Matthew’s can not get enough of them. Matthew’s walk around talking about how big their Chicken is and brags how his 1 Cock in the barn takes care of all the Chickens.
Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!
Dam!! Wish I had Chicken’s like Matthew’s.
Don’t let Matthew touch it, or it will never run right again.
Fucking 2 Stroke Bud..
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Matthew

The most handsome man.
If you're a woman and you are single, date a man called Matthew.
He is kind-hearted, muscular, and overall an amazing human being.
Matthew will forever be the best name ever.
If your parents named you Matthew. You are lucky.
"Woah that guy is like a Matthew!"
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matthew

a guy who confuses korean and japanese
matthew just confused two completely different languages without noticing
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matthew

just an absolute bitch. the kid gets pissed whenever he loses at literally anything at all. professional giver and thinks about his bed often
damn quit being such a matthew and stay on playstation.
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bro that matthew guy is really bad at rocket league
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