we get letters

When used by a writer (usually a columnist or a blogger), indicates that a description follows of one or more letters to the author that might be considered weird, hostile, or otherwise unusual. Comes from the title of a Perry Como album.

"So he tells me that I'm a bigot because I don't support the rights of husbands to beat their wives. I tell ya, we get letters."

by Lady Csyde March 31, 2007

Back Porch Tummy Lifter

Method devised to allow the mating process of two super behemoths.

Leroy finally closed the deal with Lefonda by employing the back porch tummy lifter!

by Lumpuckeroris April 16, 2009

3 page letter

a 3 page letter text message that normaly causes a fight or the excessive force of bitting one's ear, multiple jabs to the face, and a possible headlock that may cause unconciousness. Also what gay boy Chris Brown did to his boyfriend Rihanna.

Oh shit my girlfriend gave me the 3 page letter treatment, i cant listen to my ipod now because of that txt. Rihanna tried to give Chris Brown the 3 page letter treatment but it back fired on her.

by The Hater Above All March 11, 2009

pull a Letterman

Disclose an illicit affair to the media before it is discovered or leaked in order to gain sympathy and appear noble to the public.

Indiana state representative, Mark Souder, decided to "pull a Letterman" a couple weeks after winning the primary.

by GG2 Lucas May 19, 2010

orange juice latte

When a girl is sucking your dick you pee in her mouth.

when a girl sucks your dick your pee in her mouth
therefore you gave her an orange juice latte.

by Jswaggz February 22, 2011

Mousse-a-Latte

Word yelled at the top of the lungs by young boys and men alike when deciding one and for all that something is bombdiggity on the taste scale... or just when a large chant is needed to get the kids in uniform agreeance on something.

And for that I say......Mousse-a-Latte

by 4roggychef March 11, 2011

metal spoon latte

A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.

He babe. When we meet up tomorrow at the Hotel de Baiser be sure to bring your metal spoon latte.

by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012