devious lick

A 2021 TikTok trend where one successfully steals something from a public property, most often from school or work. Many devious licks consist of stealing projectors, whiteboards, clocks, locker doors, desks, soap dispensers, sinks, toilets, urinals, or computers. Unsuccessful licks often result in juvenile detention or jail time.

Lucas: Broooo, I hit the best devious luck last night!!!! (Pulls out Chromebook)
Aidan: Oh, my GOD, Lucas, you stole a Chromebook, you hit a devious lick?!?! Why?!?! You’re gonna get in trouble!!!!! And Chromebooks suck anyways!!!! Jesus Christ.

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 September 26, 2021

devious lick

stealing your schools sinks, signs, and soap dispensers, basically anything you can put in your backpack. Theft.

Look at this devious lick I scored, it’s the hand sanitizer dispenser!

by Nicki Minaj loves cheese September 16, 2021

Devious lick

a lick that is most devious and powerful when acquired

maggie: i found the most devious lick at school today

kaela: what is it?
maggie: a school bathroom stall door 🥶😈

by maggieyourmom September 9, 2021

Devious Lick

Stealing or damaging an object from school with the hopes of getting views of TikTok.

“Did you see this Devious Lick?”
“Is that the one where he stole a soap dispenser?”

by Abby From Wii Sports September 15, 2021

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

devious lick

a good steal, something typically stolen from school

Did you know that Daniel stole a paper towel dispenser from the 3rd floor, what a devious lick.

by berkleyy September 10, 2021

CONNECT LICK

When a THEFT is connected to a THINK TANK where you are usually because if it was not the effectiveness it would FAIL MISERABLY.

To connect SEXUALLY effectively with your overwhelming SEXUAL PREFERENCE.

Look when they put the APPLE on her head WILLIAM TELL went to work as THE ARCHER and when the arrow flies the LICK takes place but after a little thought you get a CONNECT LICK but the next move for ANAL ALAN is find the right DICK to LIFT AND LICK where the lyrics to this song must be studied in DEPTH , as let's all have fun and for now on give BLOW JOB'S that are SKY HIGH.

OK, John what happens if I tickle the FICK out of you well, I know I would have you in STITCHES laughing and suppose this guy came from LONG ISLAND and shined a LIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLE looking for CESTODA would it piss you off to have your PET picked on especially if the LITTLE BOYS AND LITTLE GIRLS and BABIES YOU LOVE you CONNECT LICK with a FLESHY RIMJOB so much would definitely OBJECT as you are a nice JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE that makes them happy and they all have pets so they want you to have a pet too.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 16, 2021