long legged mac daddy

a fat old scientist's approach to addressing barack obama

check him out on youtube he is a complete legend

U LONG LEGGED MAC DADDY

by CHALKY 195 January 13, 2010

snake it down one's leg

When a man wearing shorts urinates by sliding (or snaking) his penis down one leg of the shorts rather than pulling them down or unzipping the fly.

Man, I was just too damn lazy, so I snaked it down my leg in the bathroom.
There aren't many contexts in which snake it down one's leg can be used.

by PeaceLover July 21, 2008

Three-legged Race on Wheels

An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even

How was the concert?

It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong

by BaveT March 4, 2009

One Legged Phone Balance

When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.

Person One: How much skill do you have

Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut

Person One: Impressive

by Old Douchebag July 12, 2018

Marko's toilet leg syndrome

When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long.

After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).

by Marko Polo March 1, 2020

Tear down my leg

It’s a idiom for being wet, literally

“ People with curly hair and braces make a tear down my leg. “

tear drop down my leg = I’m sooo wet for him

by ilovebasa April 7, 2023

shaved my legs for nothing

Didn't get any sex - used by women whose men didn't put out.

Jen: "Jim and I had a fight last night."
Sue: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yeah. So I shaved my legs for nothing."

by "Colchicum" September 5, 2008