long legged mac daddy

a fat old scientist's approach to addressing barack obama

check him out on youtube he is a complete legend

U LONG LEGGED MAC DADDY

by CHALKY 195 January 13, 2010

snake it down one's leg

When a man wearing shorts urinates by sliding (or snaking) his penis down one leg of the shorts rather than pulling them down or unzipping the fly.

Man, I was just too damn lazy, so I snaked it down my leg in the bathroom.
There aren't many contexts in which snake it down one's leg can be used.

by PeaceLover July 21, 2008

Three-legged Race on Wheels

An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even

How was the concert?

It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong

by BaveT March 4, 2009

Marko's toilet leg syndrome

When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long.

After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).

by Marko Polo March 1, 2020

Tear down my leg

It’s a idiom for being wet, literally

“ People with curly hair and braces make a tear down my leg. “

tear drop down my leg = I’m sooo wet for him

by ilovebasa April 7, 2023

One Legged Phone Balance

When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.

Person One: How much skill do you have

Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut

Person One: Impressive

by Old Douchebag July 12, 2018

shaved my legs for nothing

Didn't get any sex - used by women whose men didn't put out.

Jen: "Jim and I had a fight last night."
Sue: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yeah. So I shaved my legs for nothing."

by "Colchicum" September 5, 2008