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Karen

A Karen is a very annoying Mother, she is almost too protective of her kids and will usually ask to speak to the manager. Karen gives kids raisins on Halloween. Karen is blonde. Karen has 2+ kids. Karen yells at the Referee during one of her kids sports games. Karen loves to take selfies on SnapGram to show her Facebook friends. Karen Laughs at minion memes and Karen is a part of a Book club.

Karen is also Stanley Uris ‘s loving wife that we all love and feel sorry for because babie Stan went 🛀
“Ew, That Mom is such a Karen. Her kids can’t her her calling us a bitch because they are listening to Kidz Bop”
“I don’t like most Karens, but Stan’s Karen was a good Karen :(“
by Someone who misses babie Stan December 15, 2019
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Karen

A bitch who just so happens to be not only unemployed, but also single! What a surprise! So, how does Karen spend her time? By harassing queers, teenagers, and people of color! However Karen mainly preys on people just minding their own business! If you ever happen to encounter a wild Karen, remember to do the following;

Back away slowly
Pretend you cant hear her
DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT( Karens can sense fear)
Call the manager on her
And again, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT
Stay Safe! And Avoid Karens At All Costs!
by Thatoneidioticclassmate May 26, 2021
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Karen

Did you see that Karen over there?
Ya she totally had a tantrum about how she has to wear a mask in a store.
by YoungFag69 May 21, 2020
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Karen

Catch-all term used by lazy people to describe someone who complains about something no matter how justified it is.
That man started lecturing us about leaving cleaning chemicals around small children. What a Karen, am I right?
by Worufrey July 7, 2023
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Army Karen

“Army Karen” is a woman who’s boyfriend or significant other serves in the military and as a result goes on a power trip in acting erratically in ways not limited to infidelity to general human garbage behavior
Susan really has become an Army Karen ever since her husband was deployed.
by ElectricAcid420 February 19, 2024
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Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN

He Likes Deez Nuts And Is A RED HAIRED KAREN
by NotPokfan June 28, 2023
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Karen

This is yet another asinine way for our sh#tty, patriarchal culture to demonize women for absolutely anything they do. There is no male equivalent term. Men also complain, call the cops on people for trivial reasons, and throw fits in public. But only women are policed with douchebag pejorative labels like this. Often by shitty white males who gleefully trot out entitled stereotypes like this against any woman who ever dares to take up her own space in the world and/or does not feel obligated to kiss said white dude's overly- entitled butthole for him.

If you point out how egregiously and obviously MISOGYNIST this dumbo word is, some bumpkin will leap up to declare you a Karen for not being down with the pejorative use of the word Karen. Like he thought of something cute. Which he did not. He's just some stupid bumpkin.

By the way, dudes, speaking of overly entitled bumpkins... your "y" chromosome? It's not a "y." It's an X chromosome, same as all the others, except it's missing an entire leg. Yep. Missing a full quarter of its generic material, and it's shrunken besides. You are not "superior" (LAUGH) dummies. You're genetically inferior, and completely unnecessary. YOU are the deviation, women are standard. YOU are the weaker sex, women have a FULL set of chromosomes and you do not.

So take your "Karen" and shove it right up your bumpkin hole.
Man: That soccer mom prick tease uppity bitch is such a Karen!

Other man: Yeh. How come we can't get laid, anyway?

Narrator: Because you are both pathetic, ugly incel bumpkins in magat hats. You're walking meat rectangles with greasy, pink, BALD heads (EWWW!!!) And 4 foot wide beer guts who nevertheless feel entitled to the time and attention of 18yo beauty queens, you pathetic jokes.

Scientist: Had they a full set of chromosomes, instead of a busted X, they wouldn't be bald. Or colorblind. Or susceptible to the dozens of sex linked diseases they get. Because a full set of chromosomes is strong and vibrant, and a shriveled busted x gives men a false sense of entitlement. Dumbos.
by Full Set not a Busted X July 19, 2022
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