Jordan Valenzuela

A young man who generally has a good idea of which women are mid or not. He would often refer to things as "gas"
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.

"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"

"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"

by shaniatwink September 21, 2022

JORDAN

A jordan is a prepubescant boy who was born when his father cummed into the toilet and he evolved out of a sewer drain. From the chemicals in the sewer it has turned the jordans skin fully white like a piece of paper. Jordans facial expression lacks emotion, this is because he has no soul and the only thing he is attracted too are that of a species called ethans. Ethans and jordans are destine to fall in love in one life or another, and parttake in gay sexual intercourse to create what is known as a mason or a max. Jordan speaks in a high pitch lgbtq toned voice.

Brooo i me and my holmie got so horny last night w just started jordanning.

I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.

Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.

by Dickslaya685 September 28, 2022

Michael Jordan Skirge

When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.

"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"

by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a sexy beast and absolute legend with a massive penis. He is so well known for his massive penis in fact, that everyone wants to get it in their mouth. Everyday, thousands of boys and girls alike, across the globe scream “JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!” And then tragically die because they couldn’t handle the wrath of Jordan’s penis. Jordans fall in love with Neds around the age of 13. They will then proceed to create thousands of baby Jordans and Neds every day.

“JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH, THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!”

by Idk12534 October 3, 2022

Bowen and Jordan

when I'm with you I'm the happiest, you complete me I complete you, I just want to say I love you and hold you in my arms. You make me the happiest and feel like nothing wrong in the world

Bowen and Jordan are soulmates, like what the fuck they are perfect together

by JFK69420 October 7, 2022

Jordan Voitus

He is my teacher and we tak pictures of him and he slays and he hasnt done a fit check for us yet
BUT HE SLAYS AND MY MOM LIKES HIM

Jordan Voitus is a slay teacher

by MCCTCStudent.101 October 12, 2022

jordan

jordan is an overall bitch. he is very nice to his friends but to other people he be fucking them up. he’s a rich guy who thinks he cool 🤟🤪 when he’s not. he’s nice when you get to know him personally most of the time. people might think he’s funny, most of the time uses your mom jokes thinking he’s cool

rui: guess what that guy did again
nari: who? jordan?
rui: who else. 😒
nari: let’s just go.

arik: yo bro what you doing

jordan: what else. being the coolest kid.🤟🤟🤘🤘
ella:omg bae😍😍
rui & nari: no

by naRi.. October 13, 2022