Joe Hickey 

a hot but gay teenager who bleaches his hair blonde and runs track

A: Who's that hot kid with the blonde hair?
B: Oh that's Joe Hickey, he's gay and runs track.

Joe Hickey by Yoonchanchuckchoi February 27, 2011

joe-john

Someone that is so misguided and confused at life, that they don't know their own name. This trait often rubs off into their everyday activities, often causing them to give off a negative aura.

Normal Person : "Hey! What's your name?"
Socially Awkward Person: "It's Joe, err, John.. It's John."
Normal Person : "Alright Joe-John, I'm going to leave now. Let's pray we never talk to each other again."

joe-john by rmag_tnc December 9, 2013

Joe Man 

a term over used by keisha jhonson which she is a preganat mokey dolphin also can be a chicago term and if u are not frum chicago it won't cum out right coming from your mouth.

"Joe Man you jaw boxing"Keisha said.

Joe Man by Bri_Brezzy January 16, 2008

Joe It 

A phrase within the pro-wrestling community to basically say "Screw off" or "Fuck you" without having to say anything.

The person you're generally talking to is angry at you, almost to the point of beating you up. While they're at their high point, you walk away making them feel like an idiot.

This is based off wrestler Samoa Joe, who in wrestling matches usually walks away when an opponent tries a high risk maneuverer.

"What are you gonna do if he yells at you?"

"Joe It."

"Listen to me, you better start showing some.."
-Person pulls a Joe It-

Joe It by ThatEPNKGuy February 2, 2009

Joe Story 

A fictional story that the author believes to be true.

Joe: Did you hear about the time I ran out of gas going up a hill so I turned around and coasted down to a gas station.

Listener: That sounds like a Joe story to me.

Joe: Did you hear about the time I got pulled over by a cop speeding while drunk and he let me off by giving him a cigarette he saw on my dash?

Listener: Nice Joe Story.

Joe Story by CCBJoe January 20, 2010

joe tod

adj. A general idiot. Often used to describe someone with limited official qualifications or someone who finds it difficult to concentrate.

"Dude!? Are you serious? You have 4 GCSE's? Fucckkkkkk, you're a total Joe tod"

joe tod by themanthemyththemaverik December 28, 2011

Joe Woolcock

Joe Woolcock is an amazing, hot, sexy, funny guy. Usually with a big penis.

"That guy is so hot!"
"Yeah, thats Joe Woolcock."

Joe Woolcock by vds nmm bk April 10, 2013