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January 5th

girl: kisses boyfriend
boy:why you kiss me
girl: todays january 5th
by daddy 7275683269 December 22, 2021
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January 8

If your a boy and this is your birthday then your soulmate’s name could be Zoey.
Zoey: hi
Boy born on January 8: I like you
Zoey: that’s great cause ig were soulmates
by Iykyk SOO ya December 22, 2021
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January 18

Me: Hey u know what day it is
Spike: What?
Me: you fucking moron, ITS JANUARY 18, YOUR BIRTHDAY IDIOT!
by Dragmehbawls December 23, 2021
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January 6th

Really cute and amazing people are born on this day.
Person 1: damn look how cute she is
Person 2: must be born on january 6th
by vlamme man December 24, 2021
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january 1st

national manifisent daisy a boyfriend day !
everyone who sees this must manifest daisy a boufirend
"omg its january 1st"
"oh shoot i better manifest my hot emo friend a boyfriend!!!"
by hot girl asf December 31, 2021
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January 12th

national kiss a black straight hair 5'6 lonely kpop obsessed plant killer plushie lover clean depressed Asian day
DAMN IT'S JANUARY 12th. Time to go give that smexy lady tien a kiss
by Not depressed kiss kiss December 31, 2021
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January 1st

National have sex or e sex with jason
“Today is January 1st you know what that means?”
“Yes have sex with jason”
by Jaydne2928282 December 31, 2021
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