This is a boy, or girl, (no one knows their actual gender) They enjoy playing FORTNITE and SHELLSHOCKERS 12 hours a day, 8 days a week. Looks pretty sick in his big ass gamer head phones. Kinda lowkey a thot and can easily finesse your bitch. Always bullies little girls named Liam. Some ppl might consider him a gay pedophile cuz he likes little boys named Ryan more than his girlfriend. Really enjoys music, mostly Ariana Grande and likes to participate in show choir. These poor kids tend to get bullied a lot but its ok cuz they have awesome girlfriends that write things on Urban dictionary for them.
by fhcisbjdsbfjbasofbosafbosabgfo December 20, 2018
Get the Jacob Fortinmug. Jacob is the nicest person you will ever meet. He can be very shy around people he has never met before but when your friends with him he opens up and is really funny. He loves to play video games especially GTA. If you ever meet a Jacob, try and make him your friend because he is the kindest and funniest person ever!!! He can sometimes get very agitated sometimes but competitive. He may swear a lot but that’s what makes him funny.
by LOLIOMbooooom April 15, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is shy but then once you get to meet him very loud. Jacob is smart,funny,and great to hang out with. Your pretty darn lucky to have a Jacob.
by Mushu.someone November 18, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. A man who is sweet, kind, and caring. You can always count on him and he is incredibly courageous. The kind of man you can go to anything for. He's well endowed can park his big mac truck in my tiny garage. The Jacob is a bald magical wonder for all to experience. If you haven't I'm surprised. He's loose with it but always comes back to the family that matters most to him. I love sweat pants season when he's around.
Jacob is the man!!!
by Lilredridinghood30 October 26, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.
by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. A little boy who plays fortnite and calls every single living thing the N-word. Loves hentai, but will try to deny it for odd reasons. Also worships xxxtentacion like a god because he can relate to him. Like every other kid.
Guy 1: Bruh my grandma died last night. I’m so sad.
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob
by Adrian 666 January 3, 2019
Get the Joe Jacobmug. A very sassy and hilarious bestie. Jacobs be workin' it! Will make funny jokes and some will be check'n out those shirtless guys in the summer! Some tend to go guy shopping with there Hispanic bestie! They tend to have glasses and dyed hair sometimes. They also tend to be fabulous!!
by Pastel_Trash June 2, 2018
Get the Jacobmug.