Person 1: watch out luch someone might get you today
Person 2:why?
Person 2:it’s January 12th and you got a big sad neck.
Person 2:why?
Person 2:it’s January 12th and you got a big sad neck.
by seam123 January 12, 2025
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by BigCheesySlap May 9, 2022
Get the January 1 mug.January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.
Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back
Person 2: good luck!
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back
Person 2: good luck!
by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019
Get the Slap ass January mug.The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?
Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*
by I <3 me December 22, 2021
Get the January 1st mug.January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!
Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*
by Paralyzed November 16, 2019
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