the Pastor James

when a girl puts her fist in your butt while giving you a blowie

I was with blowjob Betty when she surprised me with The Pastor James

by sqrl1876 February 9, 2022

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James Bond

(jaims bond)
Noun
-A complete and total badass.

Noun
-A smooth gentleman with a lot of charm who can get anyone to sleep with him

eg: WHOA MAN, DID YOU SEE HOW HE HANDLED THAT BEAR? HE'S A TOTAL JAMES BOND

eg:
Dude: Hey how was it at the club last night?
Other dude: Oh man there was this one chick there, and we fucked real good, she doesn't even know my NAME
Dude: WHOA MAN, YOU'RE SUCH A JAMES BOND

by ADScomics April 17, 2014

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James Andrews

A boy who will play footsy with you and is probably a bisexual he has blonde hair and glasses

James Andrews has a foot feetish

by Hibettty May 12, 2022

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James Harison

An all-around plebian, he does nothing and gets in trouble. Kinda the middle kid who does nothing in middle school.ALso goes on to Have no career

Dude di you hear that Aden became a James Harison,i pitty him.

by WaveKeh December 16, 2018

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Sloppy James

A sex act in which a particularly hairy man (usually named James) pours cooking oil on the floor of a truck stop mens room and proceeds to slide back and forth between two opposing glory holes offering up ass and mouth thus allowing him to service two men simultaneously. A more experienced worker can sometimes execute a move called the "Royal Rotation" where they spin 180 degrees between slides so each man gets a shot at both holes.

I walked into the Stuckeys on I40 and saw a line of truckers waiting for a "Sloppy James".

by SlyBoots1414 July 31, 2021

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