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Jacob

Jacob is a band loving person. He dyes his hair a lot. Very loud, not very shy. He is funny and and can make you laugh but is mean at some times. He can skateboard but won't teach you how to if you ask him. He social in school but not as much outside of school.
Friend 1: "Hey have you seen Jacob lately?"
Friend 2: "No, he's probably at a band concert."
by tupac0021 October 15, 2019
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jacob madrid

he’s a boy who loves xhy and the bestest person 😍🥰.
jacob Madrid is the bestest person to love xhy❤️.
by Unknown0521 February 26, 2022
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Jacob

by SoberKAK May 5, 2019
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Jacob Seibel

Stupid rat boy that sits in the corner of the room threatening to shoot up the school but is too pussy to go through with it.
P.S. also threatens suicide
Some days I'm Jacob Seibel but other day I am epicsauce
by GooeyOoey June 23, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is the type of guy to be small and super fat belly with big backhead. He is often a racist that votes to send home the immigrentd of sweden. He is jealous at guys who look better than him. He is also the guy to like a girl and then when he gets rejected he sais that she looks like a dude. he is also the type of dude to talk shit about all the girls in his class and then say that other dudes in his class is talking shit about the girls just to get girls to like him.
#jacob i hate black people

#boy1 what!?
by Modernisaet June 14, 2018
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Jacobism

1. the combining of two idioms, which has the effect of confusing the audience, rather than clarifying the intention.
2. the incorrect application of a single idiom, which leaves the audience mystified.
Examples of a Jacobism are:
1. We'll "pull it out of the ball park". "Do you mean, 'Pull if out of the bag' or 'Hit it out of the ball-park'?"
2. We're "barking up the wrong track". "So are we 'on the wrong track' and 'barking up the wrong tree'?"
3. We'll need "a three eyes check". "You mean a four eyes check?"
4. We need to "get our ducks on a plane". "So we need to get our ducks in a row? Why do they need to be on a plane?"
by AnInsight February 10, 2023
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Jacob Vilhelm

Jacob vilhelm is a term for a Teen that is starting to get gyno
Dude lay down the bologne sandwiches, dont be a Jacob vilhelm, your gonna get gyno.
gym bro: woow dude!! those are sum serious gyno problems. you got a whole Jacob Vilhelm on you.
by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
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