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Above Average Mahir Hater

A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj. Aem. Snorelacks!" and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 1 ton, their BMI is 80, and they spend most of their time stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouth without chewing, and they have a butt for a head, elephant ears for human ears, and an anus instead of a mouth, like a starfish (no offense to Patrick.) The anus on their back was replaced with fat due to surgeries by the Mahir Hater Mutilation squad and Lead bromide exposure. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew hydrobromic acid filled feces out of their face at 20 mph onto the person.
Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.
There was a toilet seat covered in feces, It is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.
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Number 1 Yoshihide Hater

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No body hates me

No body hates me is a com group and off shoot of nlm and should be arrested
No body hates me is cringe and overall bad
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It not I’d my phone hates

Internet slang for when an iPhone humorously autocorrects a text message, see also All Your Base Are Belong to Us
Dang sorry for that text "It not I’d my phone hates"
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Whatever idiot did that should not exist
Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH
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