gonger

Generally used by hockey players, can be used to describe a person,place, thing, action or an occurance. Can be used in both positive and negative ways.


Stems from the saying "gong show"

A) Person- " Fuck did you see the way Jimmy played today?"
"yeah he looked like some kind of shithead gonger."

B) Place- "Hey is that new bar any good?"
"Naww its a fuckin gonger."

C) Thing- " Damn straight Amy sucked my Gonger last night"

D) Occurance- " Shit that party last night was a gonger!"

E) Action- " Yo man you want to come gonging with us tonight?"

gonger by Simmons12 September 8, 2008

Gingrich

1. A half-wit prone to telling lies and then projecting them on to others.
2. Hypocrite, a lackie, a stooge
3. One who lacks restraint when spending money or using resources. Such as, buying millions of dollars worth of jewery at Tiffany's or taking European vactions at the start of a presidential campaign.
4. An asshole.
5. Newt Gingrich.

My neighbor is such a "Gingrich" yesturday I watched as his dog took a hung shit on my lawn, and today he tried to blame it on another neighbor.

Gingrich by Jane Horwath November 21, 2011

Ginge

Nickname for someone with ginger hair.

O hey look, its ginge

Ginge by Dale hourihane September 10, 2008

Gingersexual 

One who is only sexually attracted to gingers

friend: why do you only date gingers?

Me: because gingers are sexy and I'm a gingersexual

Gingersexual by some gingy guy January 6, 2014

Gingrich

gingh ritch A psycho-dermatologic condition resulting from close contact with santorum (see def.) and characterized by the need for repeated scratching of scaly nether-regions. This syndrome is most commonly found in affluent public figures running for orifice on a conservative moral agenda while liberally helping themselves to carnal pleasures.

Patient: I can't stand the itch, doc. I just keep on scratching.
Doctor: I can tell. Your gonads are certainly inflamed and
your tests came back positive for gingrich.
Unfortunately, it's of the "newt" variety.
Patient: What are you saying, doc? What are my odds?
Doctor: Not great. I'd wager 3:1 you don't become President.

Gingrich by synister8 March 29, 2012

gingervitis 

a disease held by a kid who has orange hair, pale skin and freckles on his face. Don't confuse them with kids with orange hair but without the skin and freckles. Those freaks are known as daywalkers.

Ron Howard is a total gingervitis patient

gingervitis by DrewbieG December 20, 2005

Gingerilla

A red bearded monkey in the amazon in danger of becoming extinct.

Maggie: "Dude, how long has it been since you've shaved?"
John: "2 weeks, why?"
Maggie "Well you're startin to look a little gingerilla..."

Gingerilla by ChristyLHughes August 14, 2010