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El Chapo

Inspired by the ancient tradition of gerbiling (the stuffing of a small rodent into a rectum) this is by far the most titillating thing one might be able to say in order to test the water for deep penetrative exploration and/or root out your local zoophilist community. This is by far the most perfect name for your pet gerbil (or other small creature) that helps to keep things spicy down in the tunnels of love.
"Unleash El Chapo, so that way he can clear the way for the pipe I will be laying later."
"If you start acting up we are going to have to rename your pet rat, and call him El Chapo, for all the tunneling he's gonna be doing!"
Don't forget El Chapo's treats or he won't want to stop the play session."
by LovingVD July 28, 2022
mugGet the El Chapomug.

Jesse el huevon

This special human being can be seen as one of the best strikers in lions football club history. Give him the ball and witness greatness like never before.

Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.
Yesterday I saw a Jesse el huevon play a game of 5-a-side and it was the most amazing moment of my life.
by Simpinggod March 11, 2020
mugGet the Jesse el huevonmug.

el bunko

NO

also el bunko is just el bunko
by NO >:c February 18, 2025
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El sean

by Dominickevilaf September 8, 2025
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Psy El Congroo

Something u say if you are weeb trash and watched "Steins;Gate"

(Its a good anime tho)
"I like pizza Psy El Congroo"
by weeb boi November 12, 2016
mugGet the Psy El Congroomug.

ele-exceleration

The act of repeatedly pressing the up or down button on an elevator in order to hasten its arrival
You have a severe case of ele-exceleration - that's not gonna make the elevator come any sooner
by scraps317 July 13, 2010
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El Ogro

A mythical beast of unknown origen. Thought to originate from even before the dinosaurs but scientist are still unsure. It resides just about anywhere as it can survive days upon days with only alcohol. Its chronic ADHD means constant stimulations is needed and if not provided, it will initiate a rampage. This consists of using its brute force to pin people down and either sneeze, cough or fart in close proximity to their face. This is exacerbated by the fact that it has never showered or used soap in it’s entire life. It is known as ‘el ogro’ by the locals and they live in constant fear due to its unpredictability. The locals have a saying whenever he is near “Huye, huye del ogro” meaning “flee, flee from the ogre”. It’s weaknesses are a Leyton orient loss and dog 4. Other than that, the beast has no weaknesses and is more or less unstoppable.
“Wait… is that ‘el ogro’?”, says Jordan. “Sweet mother of Christ it is! Run and hide!”, shouts Will.
by The MLG dictionary guy January 26, 2023
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