Whisker Dick

When your pubic hairs are at the length where you can't decide if you want to trim them or not

Guy1: Bro, i have whisker dick right now, what should i do?
Guy2: Are you banging that chick this weekend?
Guy1: No man shes busy
Guy2: Screw it do it later

by Jawlian August 20, 2010

Invisible Dick

a non-exsisting dick. A girl might use this term.

"Kara: gawdd hes so annoying"
"Ashley: mehh he can suck my invisible dick"

by Kar Ash February 17, 2009

Dick Graters

The term for braces worn in the mouth of a girl or woman over the age of 18. These are so named for the negative effect the apparatus has on the inability for the wearer to successfully engage in fellatio, and for her partner to survive it.

It is hard for a woman in her thirties with a messed up grill to choose between entering her last years of dating with a British smile or dick graters. Either way, it does not look good.

by nomanbags August 19, 2010

dick dueling

the art of setteling disputes between post pubesent males by standing back to back dressed in nothing but cowboy boots and holsters. on the count of three the duelers begin to furiously rub their penises while taking one step every 5 seconds. just like in a normal shootout, the person that is ejaculated upon first is declaired the loser.

the arguement between my room mate and I was resolved by old western style dick dueling

by boycottcorn April 6, 2008

Donkey Dick

Big Penis.

Hey man, wish I had a donkey dick, but I don't

by wt57 July 25, 2017

Dick Cheney

1. a ventriloquist (why do you think his mouth looks like that?)

a.k.a. Big Swinging Dick

Dich Cheney before he dicks you

by Hilario October 5, 2004

Camp Dick

Is the term given when a guy is surrounded by mostly only guys and does not get significant exposure to females. Therefore, any female starts to look good. Camp Dick makes a mans standards drop so low, that they are non existent, and the guy will make out, fool around with, or sleep with, anything that is willing to give him sexual satisfaction.

After being stuck in the woods for 2 months, Johnny had extreme Camp Dick and ended up having sex with a group of, "Extreme Makeover" candidates. After his sexual release he realized what he had done, and wanted to kill himself.

by Theknight01 October 8, 2007