canadian timmy

Premarital sex with a Canadian black chick, and after you get Timmys.

"Eh bud what did you do over the weekend? "

"Oh I did the Canadian Timmy with that Canadian chick off tinder"

by TrippyD23 July 21, 2022

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

Canadian popsicle

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.

If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.

by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025

Canadian Clockwise

It's just like clockwise, but it's Canadian; as shown on a Canadian clock

Let's rotate Canadian clockwise this time!
What's Canadian clockwise?
It's like Clockwise, but Canadian!

by Jaraxin June 15, 2025

Canadian Bitch Slap

The humiliation inflicted on an opponent who cheats, conducts espionage, carries out sabotage, engages in blackmail, publicly smack talks, and otherwise exhibits dishonorable behaviors when defeating them honorably and treating them with respect throughout.

The other day, I had a jackass join my Counter Strike match talking smack, talking about how good he was and putting everyone else down, but after I kept killing him repeatedly while speaking sweetly to him, he rage quit after I sent him home packing with a Canadian Bitch Slap.

by Keegan Eden Barker March 9, 2025

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out and u stack three empty beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night after long cock Larry passed out we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019

Canadian Boyfriend

A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.

My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.

by The eXception978 April 23, 2024