A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.
Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.
by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023
Get the Canadian Milk Bagmug. (Drink) - A White Canadian is a cocktail made with MD 20/20, Mad Dog, and Whole Milk served with ice in an Old Fashioned glass. Often goldfish will be used as an alternative to milk.
by SmellyMell December 15, 2016
Get the White Canadianmug. In the event of an eighth overtime, each team fields 15 players on the rink, and the puck is replaced with a loaded gun. First team to score a headshot is the winner
by Clucker9000 May 8, 2022
Get the Canadian roulettemug. by Ucosude August 19, 2020
Get the Canadian Hellomug. by DJM92 June 13, 2018
Get the canadian saxophonemug. by Lego Classified September 8, 2022
Get the Canadian Security Intelligence Servicemug. Like the traditional curb stomp, however the stomper is wearing hockey skates. Occasionally ends in decapitation.
That fucker Tony cross checked me into the boards. When I caught up to him; I knocked him onto his ass and gave him a good o'l Canadian curb stomp.
by HolySpicyGuacamole January 18, 2021
Get the Canadian curb stompmug.