Canadian Holiday

Noun: A sarcastic name given to the practice of people applying for government's grants related to covid-19, and then using those grants to not take on new education or work to find a new job. Also known as an Expenses Paid Canadian Holiday.
I heard that Jamie is still on Canadian Holiday, she collected a CERB loan, a CEBA grant and she's still living outside of Mexico City in that commune. Now that's what I call and all expenses paid Canadian Holiday. Is that bad? Is that wrong?
by robtyrie March 29, 2024
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Canadian centipede

When 7 or more Canadian men are interconnected behind one female whilst simultaneously moving in and out of each other.
Man one: hey is that a naked conga line?
Man two: holy shit it's a Canadian centipede
by Dirty Chaos April 25, 2017
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Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs
He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside
by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021
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Canadian bj

Oral relations performed over the jeans
The zipper was stuck on my jeans so she gave me a Canadian bj.
by Jedidiah Shiddydix February 25, 2018
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Canadian Mongoose

An aggressively sexual man/woman who enjoys sucking on toes and fingers. Usually identifies as a bisexual.
“That Canadian Mongoose sucked me off so good last night. I nutted 3 times”
by DustanStrokez420 August 31, 2022
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Canadian Double-Header

A male grooming style consisting of a mullet and a moustache, found most commonly in rural North America.
Did you see that dude at the hockey game sporting the Canadian Double-Header?
by idrawgood July 02, 2018
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Canadian BBQ

Situation where someone exposes themselves into being vulnerable to verbal abuse mutiple times over and over on one specific topic with more cursing then nessicary mainly 'fuck' by an angry canadian
"Ohh its about to be a canadian bbq for you, and we aint having beer or cooking steaks bud roasts only lets go, your driving is so bad, a fucking deer antler can stay straighter than you, when they say check your goddamn blind spots you close your fuckin eyes, when you park you pull in like fuckin lahey flabbergasted to absolute shit hitting two signs and a fuckin leprechaun, their so small you know how fuckin hard that is?"
by LilDank June 25, 2024
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