friend crush

When you have a crush on someone, but you have absolutely no chance with them so youre just friends.

Another word for " friend-zoned "

person 1: wow she's so pretty! i think i might have a crush on her...

person 2: you dont have a chance, she already has a girlfriend.

person 3: i guess you'd just have to stay alone with your friend crush.

by versatiledits January 19, 2019

Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER

Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia

by Demkitties February 6, 2019

Crushes

crushies easy it is when someone is falling for somebody real hard but they're not to the point where they're in love or they like they have gotten the crushies the symptoms of a crushies are butterflies in the stomach you look at their boners you make yourself always around you text them all the time

I'm in G Stephanie you got the crushes on Michael

by 🍬 30 September 12, 2018

Crush

When you like someone and that someone doesn’t like you back 90% of the chance

Person1:Hey I have a crush on him/her
Person:you know he doesn’t like you back right?
Person1:yeah that’s why he’s my crush

by Paytoniscool22 August 11, 2022

Gentleman's Crush

When an older man is infatuated with a younger, more attractive woman who (for a variety of age-related reasons) will Never consummate the relationship, but, when together, treats her as if she were a girlfriend.

"Look, there's Dieter and Jane!"

"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."

by MeO'MyOh! August 13, 2022

Platonic musician crush

A non-Romantic desire to have a relationship with a musician that would allow you to see them (or their band) live any time for free

P1: Oh my god, I just saw Sum 41 live and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with Deryck whibley!
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?

by Skumfuk4ever August 14, 2022