Cheese Danish

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

by Nimrod’s Curator July 27, 2022

cheese bart

Someone that does something that you don’t like

You ate the last pizza you cheese bart

by Cheese bart February 11, 2019

Cheese Roach

Cheese Roach
cheese+roach= Cheese Roach

Aa3111: Y'all have some dankmemer cheese?
Gurrr: No, but i have some roach
random person: heres the cheese
Gurrr: Ah per-fect cheese roach
Aa3111: Indeed

by Gurrr13 November 3, 2022

Cheese Croissant

If you but malted cheese in a croissant and shove it up your ass you can see the space time continuem

I love using my cheese croissant

by SpontaneousTradeMark November 25, 2019

Cheese dick

Someone who's cheesy and acts like a dick.

His was a fucking cheese dick

by Jesusthesonofhuddinge September 9, 2019

cheese blood

When you eat so much cheese it replaces your blood.

Guy 1: I Bleed cheese.

Guy 2: You Have Cheese blood.

Guy 3: WHAT THE FUCK

by mycheeseisbleeding122 March 16, 2021

Cheese Nipper

One who eats CHEESE NiPS, there for one who is not an OG CHEEZ-IT eater.
In other words, someone who cannot be trusted.
*DO NOT BARTER WITH A CHEESE NIPPER, THEY WILL RIP YOU OFF*

Nick tried to barter his CHEESE NiPS, but Mark realized he is a conniving CHEESE NIPPER and declined any offers.

by bug hambo September 19, 2018