band class

1. absolute hell
2. fun
3. a reason to end it all

aw man i gotta go take band class

by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023

Band Kid

(noun) A person who plays a musical instrument and is usually a social outcast who pulls absolutely zero bitches, along with having their humor stuck in 2017-2020. Not to be confused with a kid in band, who is usually just a person who enjoys music and is in a band.

"That band kid is kinda weird."
"I think he's special needs."
"What's good my fellow gamers? Wanna see me play the hub intro on my sax?"

by someoneyoumayknowirlidkmaybe May 14, 2022

D’iberville Marching band

The best band on the coast.
#1 brass and woodwind section

#1 percussions nd front ensemble

#1 color guard

“Alright guys one more time”

Sighs from the entire D’iberville marching band

by Howtospeeel September 4, 2019

Support local bands

A phrase whose origins may have actually been intended at one point to be helpful. However its use today seems to be restrictive and would make one avoid local music scenes. It is entirely possible though that some or many cities uphold a more welcoming aspect when uttering this phrase. Within Ottawa, "Support local music" means either pop punk, emo or "hardcore" music as other genres "aren't marketable." There is also an antagonistic approach even to friends of the band or band member where they are expected to pay over being guest listed even if said person has limited financial means. The support seems to center specifically on money rather than listening to the music itself. One is also expected to do this for any local show, even if the band's genre is not to your preference because it's about them, not you.

Emo band: Support local bands, fam!
Fan: Are there any shows like rock, heavy metal etc?
Emo band: Nah, that's not marketable. Come to our show. $15.

Band: Support local bands!
Fan: I'll come to the show because I'm interested in hearing you guys play. Could I possibly be put on a guest list this time? I don't have a lot to spend and need the money for necessities.
Band: That's not support so fuck off.

by OneWhoWrites September 30, 2018

garage band

A band that calls themselves hardcore, only plays in a garage and on the street. Their 1 single fan is a fire hydrant.

Talking fire hydrant: HeY
random guy: Wat
Talking fire hydrant: have you heard of insert band name here? They are so great!
1 concert of said band later...
random guy: HeY
random guy's friend: Wat
random guy: insert band name here... went to their concert with a fire hydrant... What a garage band!

by moleonneck April 24, 2023

Band of Steel

Man of steel played by a marching band with much skill.

Person 1: Did you hear the band of steel just before kickoff?
Person 2: Yeah they sounded great!

by Powderski September 23, 2014

Band

A place in middle and high school where cults are formed, friendships (and instruments) made and broken, and the source of the band director's greatest pride (but also their least favorite place in the world).

Band kid: hey, I'm going to the band room during lunch. Wanna join?
Non-band kid: sure

*enters band room*

Band room:
Non-band kid:
Non-band kid: *passes out*
Band kid: *shrugs and joins the percussionists sacrificing a clarinet*

by toastyum May 2, 2023