whispering ass

Those small, airy farts that you get in the middle of the day.

"Mark, do you have whispering ass right now too?" "Yeah Jerry, it's poppin' off."

by Whispering Ass November 21, 2016

ass tab

Ass tab is sex you get from a person and pay for it.

I need some ass tab.

by Ass tab king January 4, 2018

Ass Gab

Stretching with your ass up in the air, after indulging in a relaxing nap or sleep for a long period of time. This stretch is usually very refreshing.

"I was so hungover this morning. When I woke up I took a nice long Ass Gab."

"That cat just took an Ass Gab."

by Slolex December 19, 2011

The Smart Ass

Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.

2 oz Premium Vodka

1 oz Smart Energy Shots

1 oz lime juice

8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.

Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!)

by DrinkSF May 25, 2013

Teardrop ass

A teardrop ass is when that booty looks like a teardrop or a half a heart.

Damn bro she got that perfect teardrop ass, i wanna smash.

by Feral_Booty_Inspector May 31, 2018

ass-shart

When a place/thing smells like weed and shit at the same time.

Me: DUDE! The hallway smells like total ass-shart!

Dude: Some one musta ripped a big one!

by alenboiy12783 November 21, 2019

ass fu

Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.

I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.

Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.

by deathfordough June 10, 2013