Slappy-assed

Piss-poor work.

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
by blossombaby December 02, 2021
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ass-shart

When a place/thing smells like weed and shit at the same time.
Me: DUDE! The hallway smells like total ass-shart!

Dude: Some one musta ripped a big one!
by alenboiy12783 November 21, 2019
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Shotgun ass

When You’re taking a shit and it all comes out at once imitating that of a 12 gauge shotgun and leaving the maddest skidders
I Heard Dan Went To Chequers
Yeah But He Came Back With A Mean Case Of Shotgun Ass
by RomanianRammerDylan July 08, 2019
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harpoon ass

the ass of a skinny person when they sit on your lap and it hurts.
She sat on my lap and it was painful because she was a harpoon ass
by asssmann May 30, 2010
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broad-ass

A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.
Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.
by Roger's Not Here May 26, 2020
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ripp ass

1) a mixutre between getting ripped on resin, kief, and blunt roaches all mixed up and rolled into a ball an smoked outta a bowl....it tastes soooo fuckin bad but after a few hits you wont even give a flying fuck about the taste...or the smell...which kinda smells like definition #2...
(used with the tense of "ed" or "ing")


2)a term that sounds a little bit more mature than "fart"...but then again not really...
1) "hey man wanna ripp sum ass w me"

"fuck yeah man dat shit tastes like shit tho...but its fuckin kill..."

2) fuck man did u just ripp ass
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The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.
"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"
by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013
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