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Andrew Mcdermott

Mr 'The Academic Comeback is on'

Thinks he's naturally talented and is complacent with everything as a result. However, this claim is not true and the pussy whisperer Peter Park only told him this because his hormones were out of order when the two of them were shagging in Year 9.

Reality is: Andrew Mcdermott is painfully average, and is the most academically retarded person in the year. Takes the piss out of Srisht for the latter's dedication to his studies, but forgets the fact that he has a predicted top 8 of 48, whilst his parents have payed upwards of £70,000 for 5 years of boarding.

He's going to a private school anyway, so he will never learn his lesson and he will continue to possess the work ethic of a Mongolian whore and will be utterly pathetic in general for the rest of his life.
Andrew Mcdermott? Yes I know him. He's the one whose already on the Claimant Count.
by dapooseywhisperer May 9, 2023
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Andrew Downey

Massive fucking cock. soft to hard it's 6 to 24. all his friends have 10 millimeter defeaters, but he's got a dick so long it drags on the ground behind him. you don't wanna run up on Andrew Downey, he will choke you out with his long schlong and then consume you with his urethra. He baths in money and will not hesitate to legally buy you if the opportunity arises.
Josh, "I wish my skull was being crushed by Andrew Downey's urethra right now."
Bill, "Same bro."
by vag_slayer_69 May 11, 2023
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andrews mum

she had a boner
wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum
by chewyfeet69 May 15, 2023
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Andrew Barth Feldman

A sexy little Jewish theatre twink known for winning the 2018 Jimmy Awards and playing Evan Hansen in Dear Even Hansen on Broadway.
Person: “Hey did what’s the name of that little Jewish guy in that new Jennifer Lawrence movie who was on Broadway?”
A different person: “Oh that’s 2018 Jimmy Award winner Andrew Barth Feldman!”
by yourlocalbritishcigarette August 22, 2023
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The Andrew Tate

When you shave the hair on your v line but leave the hair on your balls, like Andrew Tate’s bald head and beard.
i’m too scared to shave my balls because i might cut my scrotum, so i just give myself the Andrew Tate
by The Landonator September 4, 2023
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Andrew

They praise themselves online like all the other definitions with this stupid name. Legitimately sounds like a 9 year old's name, now even worse with the existence of Tate.
Take this from me, you do NOT want to be named Andrew.
by me when aaaugh September 4, 2023
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andrew

a soggy pringle who is obsessed with like 5 girls and so many dudes so rude and looks like the aflac duck. will break into your house in the form of a rat and won't leave u the fawk alone. he also happens to be in all your classes and he won't shut up. he's got crusty hands. will match colored pencils to your outfit. oh and he has the worst blond hair that's shaved in the back and swoops like a pringle in the front. most likely has a fat crush on you. your welcome that i warned you. 😊
"ew look over there"

"EWWW ANDREW"
"HE GOT AN EVEN WORSE HAIRCUT THAN YESTERDAY!!!"
by ew my face September 8, 2023
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