Butt thief

An individual who steals other people's girlfriends and subsequently fucks them in the butt.

hector- Whadayasay cuz ?
Ernesto- What's up butt thief

by Oh wut February 14, 2015

Navel Butt

Instead of a butthole you have a belly button in its place

Wow that’s one navely butt. I wish I could have one of those pretty navel butts

by charcharbinxleboo May 15, 2018

car butt

What you get when you travel by car for long distances.

You for sure will have "car butt" after driving from NY to LA on vacation!

by phyllisw July 20, 2009

lettuce butts

The colorless, flavorless spines of lettuce that will inevitably take up half of a bagged salad at the store. The hallmark of a crappy salad.

Send that salad back, it's all lettuce butts.

by CliffM July 6, 2008

butt smuggle

To conceal or hide an item to prevent its detection, especially by the authorities; to steal or shoplift; to keep a secret.

"John butt smuggled the items from the store."

by T. Odom May 31, 2006

Butt Spiral

noun. Used to describe an unknown person who is in the process of f'in up. Often refers to miss behaving kids. See also butt pipe tard.

Re: kids misbehaving in a store while the parents do nothing.
"That tard better get them butt spirals under control."

by MikeGV May 13, 2005

Butt Surge

A Butt Surge done right is when you get a car battery and connect it to electrical wires and next you attach clamps to the end of them. Then you attach the clamps to your anal cavity. If it is promperly connected you should get enery charges inside your asshole.

Luke Parry was ruched to the hospital after a Butt Surge gone wrong.

by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011