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Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.
Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him
by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019
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Jacob

QT
JACOB IS A QT
by Marty Cooper November 16, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is deeply sarcastic and the biggest flirt you know. he’s not as annoying as other cis-het white men though. i guess he’s alright.
Jacob is fine.
by xtine93 November 23, 2021
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Jacob

A man with a massive ass, Jewish penis. He has lots of money to pay to smash but all the ladies pay him back plus more for his penis. He likes anime and hentai but nobody cares and watches it with him.
Girl: I want to fuck Jacob so bad
Girl 2: I heard his dick is massive!
Girl: I hope it doesn't break me!
by Jakdib April 20, 2018
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Jacober

A "Godly" name. just kidding its shit asf anyways Jaemonder >>>>> Jacober frfr ong bru
Hey I just realised, Jaemonder sounds better than Jacober

Yo really?

Frfr
by YankeeWithBrim March 13, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is an all round great guy and has all the friends and all the hottest girls
Jacob is the bro
by max is gayboy November 24, 2019
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Jacob A. K

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k
by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019
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