Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021

Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 28, 2023

Cow Tipper

Originally a Minecraft achievement, it is used to define someone who fucks cows.

Omari: fuck you small dick rocker thats why you're a cow tipper
Jonathan: what the fuck man

by NathanielDavis November 15, 2024

Cow Milk

Cow milk is the milk of a cow. Cow Milk = Good

Dude 1: "Hey man got some Cow Milk."
Dude 2: "No, I'm lactose intolerance."

by queen biscuit December 14, 2022

super cow

a cow with a penial instrument the size of a nose hair:)

hi

by Bill Gates May 6, 2003

Cow

1. countable noun.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.

A random cow: Moooo!

by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025

HippopigaMc-cow

A part Hippopotamus, part Pig and part Cow hybrid animal discovered by Terence Clark , the Poetic Tribal Wizard, Intergalactic Travel Guide & Freelance Chemical Cyborg. After he discovered the only known animal of its type he named it a HippopigaMc-cow.

Your dog and cat are ok pets , but my HippopigaMc-cow is far more superior.

by Vonmetz September 20, 2021