National Little Bitch Day

May 1st - The national day for taking time to celebrate your friends who are little bitches.

Hey Jordan, what did you do for National Little Bitch Day last week?

by realmikehoncho May 6, 2022

National give head day

May 6th is national give head day whether it was to an acquaintance or lover .

It’s national give head day

by farres May 6, 2022

National Blowjob day

May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day

John: Hey its National blowjob day

Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed

John: WooHoo

by WASSERMAN May 6, 2022

National Suck Dick Day

On May 7th national suck suck day begins. Girls make sure to suck some dick anyones fr.

"Did you know today was National Suck Dick Day

by Ettttettt May 6, 2022

Celiac Awareness Day

May 7th

Grace: "It's my birthday!"
Everyone else: "No it's Celiac Awareness Day."

by Quandale FIngleton May 6, 2022

International Talk Like A Pirate Day

It's a day in September in which people are encouraged to act like the gayest assholes in the fucking world.

Oh boy, I can't wait to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day with my tiny, tiny penis!!!

by JeffersonWheelchair May 7, 2022

fetus anniversery day

A funny way to say happy birthday to someone. Congratulating them on living another year past being a fetus.

Me: Happy fetus anniversery day mikey
Mikey: Excuse me?
Me: It's a funny way of saying happy birthday

by CrispehKobe May 7, 2022