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My Ass!

When you don't believe anything anyone has said/did

OR it can mean as a joke.
EXAMPLE ONE:
Person1: I say that the computer failed.

Person2: Failed my ass!

EXAMPLE TWO:

Person1: Why didn't you sit at the car?

Person2: Because my ass said so.
by Dxrky May 31, 2022
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Bonk ass

That was some bonk ass advice, no way I'm listening to it.
by Bonkdefines April 4, 2020
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Ass

Why the fuck are you searching my ass??? You fucking perv!!!
I still don’t know WHY THE FUCK YOU SEARCHED UP ASS YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!
by Royal bean October 28, 2020
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Chinese Horse Ass Games

a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.
you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.
by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023
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fresh-ass

An expression that most of the black people (Some white people use it) uses when they get a new pair of Timbs or Jays
Dude1 : Dude look at this new Timbs!
Dude2 : GFY! they look fresh-ass
by NibbaBoy101 November 7, 2017
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DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I

One of the big reasons I left LAS VEGAS , HENDERSON AND PARADISE NEVADA.
As a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE I got tired of these DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I who were METH HEADS and had sympathizers and for years bowed down to a METH HEAD AND METH DISTRIBUTER MATTHEW SHEPPARD and on top of that they TRESPASS me for not doing METH or going along with it and at the time CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION was on their side along with the CEO MATTHEW O MADDOX of WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL but I had to run away which I wanted anyway to SILICON VALLEY as my LIFE WAS SAVED BY ALPHABET and not only that because things turned 180 degrees since there had to be sophisticated meth intervention of CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION to save her LIFE it is now boomeranging back in these DRUG THUG DRUG DEN supporter faces and especially all DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I that are still perverse about the before things change sympathizers like GARY the MANAGER at HAWKS who TRESPASSED me two years ago when he was manager at THE ENTOURAGE at the time in NOVEMBER 2019 because I threatened to kill a meth head that ran lit a crystal meth in my face and almost set the drapes afire and LOU ANNE said he was so scared he ran out naked and GARY again said I was TRESPASSED at HAWKS GYM AND SPA now the manager.
by BOOMERANG EFFECT September 8, 2021
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