Night, My Little Orphan

A phrase Africans use, to be nice to white people.

Night, My Little Orphan, I Like crepes in my pockets.

by Endless Facts July 31, 2021

MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

NO JOKE HELP CALL 702-374-2830

joke don't call that

woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

by deezmomiscool January 18, 2022

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 19, 2019

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 19, 2021

Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019

is on my D!

1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.

2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.

Joe: My my girlfriend....(starts to complain)
Chuck: Is on my D!!!!

by Mah Pie November 21, 2011

Ricky in my clitty

Ricky in my clitty is the words the man the myth the legend Ricky Berwick used to call his good friend Michael Rosen. When he sais it the human that is being spoke to grows a clit on their stomach. Out pops Michael Rosen and they all have a threesome. Ricky Berwick then proceeds to lick the Jew killer himself Adolfo hitler. Osama always watches over to make sure the threesome goes to plan

Fuck Ricky in my clitty

by Ricky “the lord” Berwick December 20, 2018