National fuck your best friend day

November 27th

Hey bestie you wanna fuck ? It’s national fuck your best friend day!

by Jenrndudje November 15, 2021

i want to hit you with a fucking bus

"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.

Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-

by somerandomdudewhodoesentgiveaf June 6, 2021

My source is that I made it the fuck up

What you use when someone calls you on your bullshit online. See also: It was revealed to me in a Dream; Source(s): Dude trust me

Raiden: That's a nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a source
Senator Armstrong: My source is that I MADE IT THE FUCK UP

by Raiden69_420 November 5, 2023

my class wont shut the fuck up

just shut the fuck up bpeople

everyone exept me: jreuhdgijrehgkjrngjrengjkerngrejgnreiguergjnrekgnrejgnerjgnrjgnrngrgfsknfjb *plays noises8
me: just shut the fuck up
everyone exept me: NO mfbjhrngjrgnrjgnjrgnrjrhb *plays noises*
people in my class wont shut the fuck up

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ May 17, 2022

Hell Ya Fuck Ya Shit Ya

Or HYFYSY for short. Because why say "hell ya" or "fuck ya" when you can say "HELL YA FUCK YA SHIT YA"!?

Jack: "Dude, I was thinking we'll hit this rooftop bar for happy hour, then crush this dank new Korean fusion spot. How's that sound?"

Brad: "Oh HELL YA FUCK YA SHIT YA!!! I'm in AF!"

by Schroed April 13, 2021

Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe

What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic

Well Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe, she caught the squirrel!

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

fuck my friends behind my shoulder

it means that somebodies partner is cheating. it can also mean someone is spreading rumours it's also used in the song DoReMi.

nick: what amy? you just fuck my friends behind my shoulder!

by nickwhosegirlfriendcheated December 21, 2017