National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day

May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.

A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.

by chyler823 May 7, 2021

my class wont shut the fuck up

just shut the fuck up bpeople

everyone exept me: jreuhdgijrehgkjrngjrengjkerngrejgnreiguergjnrekgnrejgnerjgnrjgnrngrgfsknfjb *plays noises8
me: just shut the fuck up
everyone exept me: NO mfbjhrngjrgnrjgnjrgnrjrhb *plays noises*
people in my class wont shut the fuck up

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ May 17, 2022

it’s more than 1 way to fuck a sheep

A term used implying something can be done in more ways than 1 . Much like more than 1 way to skin a cat . There are multiple options to get the same results . Try something new or different.

Dude , there’s more than one way to skin a cat .

~why would i skin a cat ?

Good point , well it’s more than 1 way to fuck a sheep.

~just say it’s different options , weirdo

by I’mBoomboombaby April 10, 2022

Gorilla God Emperor Fredikin the Fucking Tank

A myth and a legend of the Revengers universe most known for snapping away Fatass

I don’t care I’m Gorilla God Emperor Fredikin the Fucking Tank

by Lore Tellers April 10, 2022

National fuck your best friend day

November 27th

Hey bestie you wanna fuck ? It’s national fuck your best friend day!

by Jenrndudje November 15, 2021

Twist and rip my fucking heart out

Normally used by Destiel shippers as a play on a famous fanfiction called Twist and Shout.
Because of how sad the fic is, many feel their heart is ripped from their chest.

Girl 1: Have you read Twist and Shout?
Girl 2: More like Twist and rip my fucking heart out!
Girl 1: I know! It's so sad.

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