Ass Fusion

The bonding or fusion of ass hair and underwear after an "accident". This occurs after sitting for a long time and the shit dries like glue. A rare experience, but can be very painful.

I had a bad ass fusion the other day when Delta lost my fucking luggage and I was stuck in the car.

by climber clown August 6, 2015

Griffith Ass

Auto correct classic, auto correct turned giraffes ass into " Griffith ass" ., high , higher than a giraffes ass, smoked to much weed .Griffin meaning imaginary animal with the body and hind legs of a loin, the head and wings of an eagle.

I have smoked so much weed im feeling Griffith Ass

by Mellynn February 18, 2015

ass wee wee

weiner poop ha ass suck eeeeeeeeeeee

hey i just ass wee wee ooh

by the man of sex February 10, 2021

Grab ass february

In february every folks can grab ass

Hey its grab ass february i can grab ur ass

by Mamacitaa22 January 27, 2020

national smack ass day

On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass

Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day

by Daddy-thicc April 11, 2018

Ass Fucker

Sometime who causes a pain in your Ass.

When my dad would punish me. It would be because he it's indeed a Ass Fucker

by A Special Touch March 25, 2021

Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021