Yank My Noodle Dandy

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.

I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.

by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021

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Pico: My little summer story

Basically Boku no Pico but with the entire plot rewritten to be more suitable for people under the age of 18

Pico: My little summer story

by OjamajoWoody June 4, 2021

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I want it in my bowl

When you see something so good and you just need it in your bowl.

I saw my friend eating an ice cream so I said I want it in my bowl

by Prince_of_aces June 4, 2021

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My dad

Gone😢

Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone

by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021

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my week with Marilyn

A) the title of a post Harry Potter movie starring Emma Watson in which Emma's character travels back in time to meet Marilyn Monroe

B) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the non Hollywood, secular world.

Boy a) what did you get for your birthday?

Boy b) I got my week with Marilyn, I met Larry King of Larry King Live.

by Sexydimma June 5, 2021

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