Myles my love

An amazing person who means the world to me

Myles: ily

Me: no ilym

*repeat for the next 5 hours*
Someone: who’s Myles

Me: Myles my love is an amazing person who means the world to me

by Hauntedhoe March 10, 2021

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

bo my yf

Means “be my gf” which means “Be my girlfriend” but if you’re an idiot and can’t spell properly.

You: Hey wanna bo my yf
Her: Huh..?
You: Sorry be my gf

by Hoodphobic October 25, 2022

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

worrrrrrr to my mothrrrrrrr

new yorkers rolling their r's while saying word to my mother

worrrrrrr to my mothrrrrrrr imma catch u lacking

by Bobby4Gov January 06, 2024

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.

by Zizix123 February 05, 2025

My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 05, 2023