my turtles

Used as a pick-up line to refer to ones own pubic hair(s). pubs bush exotic turtle hairy

Would you like to go look at my turtles, they are pretty exotic.

by Smokey's pubs March 4, 2014

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My Mentality Holds Dear And Truly Sincerely To Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

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Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky

“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”

by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025

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My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023

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YKINMK (Your Kink Is Not My Kink)

An expression used within kink-positive and sex-positive communities to acknowledge and respect individual differences in sexual preferences, fetishes, and boundaries. It implies a nonjudgmental attitude—recognizing that while someone else’s kink may not appeal to you, it is valid and acceptable as long as it is consensual and safe.

He’s into financial domination, I’m more of a soft bondage type—but hey, YKINMK (Your Kink Is Not My Kink).

by McIrish420 July 2, 2025

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