snip my bonsai

shut me up with a kiss

Close your eyes and snip my bonsai

by LA99 June 14, 2017

kiss my cuchie

a saying to tell your best friend much like the saying "suck my dick"

Madi: your such an idiot Maria
Maria: oh kiss my cuchie XD

by kissmycuchie June 25, 2020

my bffs closet

Fashion Dope Dealer

Best Prices Around

Place where you go for an awesome shopping experience

Pretty Girls

Those shades came from My Bffs Closet

Did you see the new My Bffs Closet discount code?

Pretty Girls Love My Bffs Closet

by Mbffsc June 18, 2018

Over My Fed Body

A play on the phrase “over my dead body” in which something will be prevented until death.

OMFB is said by someone who would stop preventing something if given something in return.

Fed is used similar to how food is fed to criminals being questioned as a way to get more information from them.

Person 1: Tell me who stole my chain
Person 2: Over my fed body
Person 1: Fine I’ll give you 50$ to tell me

by yunggud February 14, 2022

touching my tablet

The act of repeatedly slapping the vagina. Then the clitoris.

Mike was touching my tablet last night on our honeymoon.

by Idk😰 March 24, 2016

Playing The Game of The Fag With My Sister

It is when a female is married to a bisexual or down low man. He cheats on his wife with other men. Her brother finds out about it. He proceeds to rent a grey hound bus. He drives around to all his uncles and cousins and stops at all the bars picking up guys that want to beet up a fag. They pile in the bus and drive to the sisters house. When they get there they all congregate to the back yard for a domestic disturbance. She brings her husband to the back yard while her brother leads the way and they all line up to beat him up.

My brother in law was playing the game of the fag with my sister so we showed up in a grey hound bus and beet him up.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

my whale

My beautiful amazing wonderful best friend Chantal🥰

Chantal you’re my whale

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020