Breaking Water

When your turd lays in the bowl and pokes up through the water line.

You've just dropped a deuce so long it circles the bowl and wraps around and its breaking water.You need to call your buddy and take a picture after such a large snakes exists your ass and state "dude, I just totally broke water".

by Orsange.jellyfish11 November 7, 2011

water-breaker

A penis so long and large as to elicit the fear of uterus penetration, even in non-pregnant women.

She's too petite to sleep with you and your water-breaker. That girl wouldn't walk right for a week!

by Dusticles McGee July 29, 2007

Dog Water

When you fuck a girl so wet it starts to foam like a Labrador drinking from a dish.

I fucked her until the dog water came out.

by Cpt dog water May 30, 2018

hard water

Ice.

What is hard water? Ice.

by Poptarty October 18, 2008

swamp water

The water provided to clean one's window at a gas station.

I couldn't see out of my windshield, so I scrubbed it with swamp water - unfortunately it didn't make it much better.

by FelixTheCat May 21, 2007

pond water

another name for female discharge during intercourse

Guy: Was it good for you?
Girl: OH YEA!! do you see how much pond water there is?!?!

by Jen E. August 3, 2005

cedar water

A type of poop-brown water found in the Tuckahoe river. It houses the world's most disgusting creatures, including rattle snakes and aqua zombies who live on the bottom of the river and breath water. Most people who live near cedar water are hicks with shotguns. When you jump in cedar water it gets in your nose and many are known to cough it up for hours afterwards. It pretty much looks like iced tea. The zombies can be brought to life by listening to Phish and looking up cedar water on the internet on urban dictionary.

Boy, this cedar water sure tastes like poop.

Boy, I wish there weren't zombies in this cedar water.

I wish my skin didn't look poop-brown in this cedar water.

The Atlantic Ocean is 4% cedar water.

by wdunleavy August 28, 2005