two can dan

Someone who gets drunk fast / after two cans

"We are not drinking with him, he is a two can dan"

by saw14 May 24, 2016

thick as two bricks

South African definition of stupidity

Jissy! That okie's thick as two bricks, he can't even tie his shoelaces

by Necrosys June 6, 2016

A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.

Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.

by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018

the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs May 4, 2018

Two-toke fromunda

It's that stank weed that make you retarded with just 2 hits but it tastes and smells like it came straight from unda some niggas nuts.

Wow! That was some of that two-toke fromunda! I'm high as hell but my mouth tastes horrible!

by A1FoxxTrott December 8, 2019

two thousand nine

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP NO 2009 NO EVER NO EVER NO 2009 EVER AGAIN >:(

no two thousand nine.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Two-Knuckle Punch

Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.

Drew insulted me. So I gave him a "Two-Knuckle Punch" straight to the urethra.

by Mark Twain Gay Nephew January 20, 2020