two nuts and a richard

The act of one (normally a man ) eating the others asshole and the making out until said asshole eater throws up

"Wow look at those guys doing a two nuts and a Richard"

by Weiner hands 69 December 12, 2016

two tesla weeks

A period of time, much longer than actual two weeks, when one expects a promised action on behalf of tesla such as a software release or a completed service of their car and yet finds out that further time and or action may be needed.

The origin is likely from the movie "Total Recall"

When is Autopilot coming out? In two tesla weeks.

by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017

thick as two bricks

South African definition of stupidity

Jissy! That okie's thick as two bricks, he can't even tie his shoelaces

by Necrosys June 06, 2016

Two Faced Rats

A Two Faced Rat is someone who is constantly being a hypocrite and is terrible to the people that try to care about them.

For example, "Maddie, Zeke and Jacob are Two Faced Rats."

by WandaKinnie April 16, 2021

two peas in a pot

mac ur wrong lol

mac and i are two peas in a pot

by longBALLS3 March 07, 2021

Read two books

In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.

Instead of using smartphones, read two books

by erfan20120 November 04, 2018

Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.

by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022