National Staple Bread to Tree day

A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th

hey it’s june 29th

Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day

by graeme Cock June 24, 2022

sizzler bread

a divine creation only meant to be eaten by the chosen ones. there are few and scarce amounts left in the world and a rare resource must be savoured.

"oh my god, I've found it. The legendary sizzler bread"

by Scandurralover9000 August 7, 2022

Knockout Bread

A piece of bread that has hardened to become as hard as a rock that you resort to biting into after waking up hungry with no food in the house.

I think I just broke my toof on a piece of knockout bread!

by NOTHINGEATSNOTHING October 6, 2024

Swiss cheese with no bread to land on

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.

After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.

by TheGrammerNinja July 19, 2018

Bread Theory

If one person in a relationship really likes bread and the other dosen't, it's a really good sign the relationship will go places. If both parties like bread or dislike bread there is a great possibility it won't go as well.

Meghan: I love bread

Shawn: I hate bread

Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother

by Nicheis October 16, 2023

Bread Cake

3 Peices Of Bread Stacked On Top Of Each other, With Chocolate Sauce On Each One. On The Top One, There's Sprinkles Alongside The Chocolate-Top Of The Yummy Monolith.

I'm So Fat, That I'm Basically A Stress Ball. The Only Reason Is Because I Eat Bread Cake.

by A@$TE90P3 April 18, 2023

Bread

One of the best fucking foods in the world, if you don't like bread then you can go f*ck yourself

Person 1: I'm hungry
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: Wanna chow down on some bread
Person 2: Ew no! Bread is horrible
Person 1: Get out of my face

by BreadMan1.2.3.4.5 July 25, 2023