Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)
Symptoms may include:
Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics
Craving pumpkin spice
Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
Symptoms may include:
Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics
Craving pumpkin spice
Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"
"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"
"I think they have TDS! "
"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"
"Bitch, you might have TDS"
"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"
"I think they have TDS! "
"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"
"Bitch, you might have TDS"
by Maiko182022 October 8, 2023
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Yeah! It's like a multisex name! Which you don't get when you read all these Taylor definitions while searching up your friends/partners names. It's always a she and stuff, like c'mon dude I'm here! I am also very cool and awesome. Self-confidence, its good for you from time to time.
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Yeah! It's like a multisex name! Which you don't get when you read all these Taylor definitions while searching up your friends/partners names. It's always a she and stuff, like c'mon dude I'm here! I am also very cool and awesome. Self-confidence, its good for you from time to time.
So uh, nice to meet you. Male Taylors are better than the female ones, we just are, thats a fact.
Nice to meet you all :)
by Taylor but male :) May 8, 2021
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