Chuco Taco

When you get your penis red with menstrual fluid then go anal and get a little feces on your penis thus ressembaling a Chicos Taco.

I couldn't eat Chicos Tacos for a month after my extra cheesy Chuco Taco

by kaygee33 November 15, 2015

taco piece

Derogatory term for a saggy vagina.

Man, Britney Spears a nasty taco piece.

by Salamon January 9, 2007

smokin' taco

To apply the term "smokin'", as in an attractive life form of the female gender, with taco, which synonymous with the female genitalia, the vagina.

She's a smokin' taco.

by JesuChristo May 9, 2006

taco-block

v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"

person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"

by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011

mint taco

1. It's when you douche with mouthwash
2. It's a nice snack, light and refreshing

I got myself a mint taco last week, it still stings!

by lepotate August 29, 2018

Nappy Taco

Does this really need a definition? It's August 2011 and Nappy Taco has not been entered into the Urbandictionary. Amazing!

Nappy Taco is another name for Vagina. Not a pejorative per se, but not exactly polite either.

Damn you should have seen the way he ate my Nappy Taco. Screw wetback, I was wet all over!

by Pepe Palante August 14, 2011

taco rice

An Okinawan treat made for US Marines and Sailors consisting simply of white rice, taco meat, and shredded cheese. While simple enough, repeated attempts to recreate it stateside have failed. Whether its some crazy Asian spice or good old fashioned street crack, SOMETHING in Okinawan taco rice makes the the best damn drunk food on the planet and simply irresistible.

"We drinking in Kin-town tonight?" "Hell yes, and we're hitting Gate 4 up on the way back for taco rice!"

by Thundering Thirder February 23, 2014