Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008

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Ten Packer

A person who picks up insulin suringes for use of illegal drugs. Usually characterized by bad breath, missing teeth ie. typical trailer trash junkies.

Did you see that "Ten Packer"? He reeked of booze and only had one tooth.

by rxman9696969696969 July 24, 2009

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cherry picker

someone who deflowers two or more virgins and has experience with training the inexperienced.

"That girl is a real cherry picker, there she goes after another one."

by k kron August 19, 2009

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deuche packer

a jerk/deuche who can shove it

Rob was such a deuche packer when he tripped Angela.

by twinsisdoc October 29, 2009

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one who manages to pack every varient of marijuana's twigs and stems inro any voriety of any said "bowl". Said packer should gloriously be celebrated for realizing the surprisingly high value of the simple fodder and sulken frenzies of fresh grain and its abilities to release the value of potential grain. Twig-packers are the efficieny makers of buying grass clippings (if you know what I mean ;) ). Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself."

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself, twig-packer..."

by TBMoer July 9, 2010

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