by kinekogayboi May 22, 2020
If you're watching Jake Paul's ass-giving, shit-living videos, CONGRATULATIONS! I'll see in you're funeral!
Max: Jake Paul's videos are sick!
Dr. James: Of course they are! You're infected you tiny bitch! It's called Jake Paul's Disease!
Dr. James: Of course they are! You're infected you tiny bitch! It's called Jake Paul's Disease!
by Why the fuck are you reading? November 10, 2018
Once gaining access to Shrimp Town you will find you are in good hands as the leader of the shrimp army, Shrimp Sergeant Paul, will defend Shrimp Town with his life. Paul can morph into various different shapes to fight absolutely anyone. Keep your distance as he is known to be a very horny man and can often trick other species into consuming his squid dick.
by Mr Kyro December 19, 2019
A Jake Paul meatrider, otherwise known as the dick eating sensation "The Fan", is an online personality who had Jake's nuts so far down his throat that it blacked his memory out and he woke up as a KSI "fan".
Jake Paul meatriders like to pose for pics with Jake and claim to be a KSI supporter.
Jake Paul meatriders like to pose for pics with Jake and claim to be a KSI supporter.
"Ayo, have you seen The Fan's jab?"
"You mean that Jake Paul meatrider? The only jab he's got is the one for his diabetes type 2."
"You mean that Jake Paul meatrider? The only jab he's got is the one for his diabetes type 2."
by SullySaysWords July 07, 2023
the act of a male going jackhammer on a female (when having sex missionary very fast like a 'jackhammer'), then, as soon as the orgasm seems to be present, pull the dick out from the vagina and ejaculate into one's hand and slap the bitch across the face, creating a "cumslap." however, this is considered a "paul bunyan flapjack" when it is jackhammer sex followed by a cumslap to the face.
person 1: "dude, do you remember chickie?"
person 2: "you mean that cum guzzling gutter slut that always shows up at the long trail tavern?
person 1: "yeah, i actually had sex with that slam pig, and i gave her the PAUL BUNYAN FLAPJACK!!!!"
person 2: "nice"
person 2: "you mean that cum guzzling gutter slut that always shows up at the long trail tavern?
person 1: "yeah, i actually had sex with that slam pig, and i gave her the PAUL BUNYAN FLAPJACK!!!!"
person 2: "nice"
by Barnaby Jones October 20, 2007
The time in which a worthless co-worker spends his "work day" playing on the internet, emailing friends, listening to shitty music and generally being a fat waste of space. It also helps if he is extremely stupid and asks a lot of mindless questions.
That cracker ass wigger is the laziest worthless piece of shit I've ever seen. Why does he smell like sour skin and how does he keep his job?
Shhh....He's surfing the net enjoying Paul's Miller Time.
Shhh....He's surfing the net enjoying Paul's Miller Time.
by Fist Me July 14, 2006
by myballsarehumungouslol April 01, 2022