When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.
I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!
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Dear <so-and-so>,
Could you please look over these accounting figures...
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HAHA! You got Snicker Rolled!
Could you please look over these accounting figures...
<giant picture of snickers bar>
HAHA! You got Snicker Rolled!
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It's where a man cums in the middle of the bed, then he injects his tongue in the girls pussy and spits out the fluids where the cum is. Him and the female both make a 360° form around the cum as they scream their favorite foods in pain. Then, their friend who is recording throws in the Rice, and fish at the man and woman. He grabs a handful of Mayonniase and rubs it in and on the field vagina and the mans penis. As they're in a 360° position one of their spines break and their friend takes their shoes and runs off.
• Rice
• Chopped up fish
• Mayonnaise
It's where a man cums in the middle of the bed, then he injects his tongue in the girls pussy and spits out the fluids where the cum is. Him and the female both make a 360° form around the cum as they scream their favorite foods in pain. Then, their friend who is recording throws in the Rice, and fish at the man and woman. He grabs a handful of Mayonniase and rubs it in and on the field vagina and the mans penis. As they're in a 360° position one of their spines break and their friend takes their shoes and runs off.
Dude 1: Holy shit! Why are you in a wheelchair! What the fuck happened!
Dude 2: Oh shit man.. I'm paralyzed permanently.. Joe took our shoes but damn!! Me and Kayla had a California Roll!
Dude 2: Oh shit man.. I'm paralyzed permanently.. Joe took our shoes but damn!! Me and Kayla had a California Roll!
by Boba Gumb November 10, 2015
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