Mr. Benjamin

a smart-ass teacher who terrorizes the shit out of 11th and 12th graders, but is somehow lovable at the same time.
he is known to tell interesting stories about prior students and events in his life, as well as give you great advice on how to continue existing.

he is going to mean-old-men hell.

"So you're in pre-med?"
"Yeah, I have Mr. Benjamin"
"Holy shit on a stick good luck"

by asjdlfjasldfls shhhh October 25, 2012

Mr. Cefis

1. A refined gentleman of many suits.
2. An senile man in a hospital bed.
3. One of many Cefi.

1. The man walking down the street had the appealing aesthetic of a Mr. Cefis.

2. "MR. KOEN!" - Mr. Cefis

3. It may surprise you, but despite the lack of more regular idiosyncratic behavior, Jeremiah Oxford is indeed one of many Cefi.

by Another Mr. September 4, 2012

Mr. McDoucheSwag

A title for a person (primarily male) who exhibits not only general rudeness (hence the "douche" part of the name) but also either A. Uses the word swag too often or B. Exhibits a love of and focus on his own swag. The name is similar to "Swaggot" and "Douche-bag" but with the added annoyance of having an obsession with swag and swagger.

Man 1: Hey, I'm going to pop some pussy, but keep my snapback on! Alright, alright, alriiiiiiight!
Man 2: Well look who decided to be Mr. McDoucheSwag today!

by sexybanana August 26, 2013

Mr. FUCA

That guy (or gal) at work that F*cks Ur Career in the A$$ because they are always messing up your projects, making random noises so you cant concentrate, forgetting to do important tasks, shows up late, leaves early, and plays computer games all day.... the worst is that your boss is too nice to fire him.

Mr. FUCA's biggest accomplishment today was updating their facebook status and making a starbucks run while "forgetting " to do the 2 things they were assigned at the office meeting.

by catchawave February 5, 2012

mr bristles

The Name of an electric toothbrush that a girl has a good time with ;)

Ana needs to hurry up masturbating with mr bristles, i want my dang pudding!

by Phillip coolberg June 20, 2011

Mr Breen

Main antagonist of HL2 & Earth's admin.

Mr Breen: Welcome! Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.

by mrbreen December 8, 2022

Mr Sheppard

A quite favorable biology teacher. He brings tasty treats to his class when they perform well in academics. He is rather large but it adds to his Santa Claus like character. We love Mr Sheppard.

*at the beginning of the year*
Person 1: What biology class did you get in? Im in Ms. Silvas class.
Person 2: Im so excited. I got into Mr Sheppard’s class. I heard he brings tasty treats to class!

by Ass111222333 December 27, 2022