wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017

Cold Locked

A state of being, cold hearted & locked away from feeling

The girl left him cold locked when she left and took his spirits with her 🎶

by Cheech17 March 1, 2017

Window licker

Being a retard or "sped" in general.

Yo Joey dont be such a window licker

OR
You fucking window licker

by Window lickers 010 July 16, 2017

Willie Licker

One who owns someone and/or licks their willie

How'd it feel getting your willie licked by the willie licker?

The willie licker just licked all your willies!

by WillieLicker69 June 1, 2017

liqure locked

when you are so drunk you cant stand or are falling over and cant hold yourself up.

Dude dernis was liqure locked last night

by phia sold April 10, 2017

Lawn Locked

Completely surrounded by suburbs.

Shit man yous lawn locked.

by Justpickoneman July 10, 2017

clittie licker

A female who muffdives

"People know me as the clittie licker round these parts "

by bond831 July 20, 2017