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Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.
Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!
by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019
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Kevin

Super sexy,Super hot 🥵 he has a huge 😳smile, he is so hot all the boys fall and get distracted, ppl love him because his feet are so soft like a baby angle and his p… piñata is filled with he most candy, and he is hottttttt. he loves men but he’s not gay, and he only kissed 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 boys so his mom needs to stop plying. also his dog is pregnant…… He’s ganna be a dad 🥳🥳🥳 he also
really hot, and i would kiss him and get lost in his dreamy eyes for days. He’s my daddy, that’s not sus because a said no no homo 😩 he’s super hot also 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Kevin is as hot as shrek 🥵
by Jojo is king November 22, 2021
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Kevin

A dude who gives people cash that need it like the wealthy tip concierges, with the cash folded in their palm and they shake your hand.
I didn’t know how I was gonna get home and he kevined me and when I opened my hand their was 200$.
by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023
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Kevin

by Wholethang19 April 29, 2024
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Kevin

Kevin is the most hated guy and is so god damn ugly. most Kevin's are Asian and he is blind. he cant see. he gets none of the girls because of how ugly he is. he is the type of guy to always get bullied and bashed.
i would not date kevin because he is the ugliest animal alive.
by evert hervey October 13, 2022
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Kevin

A clinically insane person, he exists solely for the demise of others. He is a monster, a degenerate, a vile creature that stalks the darkness and feeds off the insanity of the people around him. This is the epitome of a sick bastard who will willingly run over 10 school children at 140 mph in a school zone for a smelly, dusty rapper's cum-stained burger from McDonald's. Records include intricate paintings of smear shit depicting the rise of a supposedly Eldritch god known as Khanh the Goatphukr. Blueprints for a torture mechanism known as the "Bamboo Cock and Ball Torture" have been found in the basement of his old residence, as well as the bodies of children of many different races. There have been many cases where he will commit absolutely heinous crimes and bypass them with the phrase "We do a little trolling."

However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.
Shut the fuck Kevin you fucking animal! You can't just run over that family of four and just call that "The Troll Method!"
No that isn't "the Troll Method" that's vehicular manslaughter!
by femboynutbuster November 22, 2021
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Kevin

"You are so goofy, Kevin"
by anonymous September 16, 2021
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