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Josh

Josh is Jesus and God combined. If u fuck with him u will regret it. He also has a ginormas penis. He has also most likely fucked your mom, girlfriend, teacher, crush, aunt, and cousin. He is 10/10 times going to make the NBA. He prolly hates u as much as he hates those weird gay people who can't shut up about being gay and feminists.
Hot Girl: Josh is hot
Everyone on earth: No Shit
by Josh696969696969696969 July 14, 2020
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Josh

The slickest nigga, who can bag any bitch with Bearkat any effort. He be finessing cheeks left right and center all day everyday. He also shy until you get to know him then he be outgoing ash. No cap.
Person: “isn’t that guy the guy who’s had 3 girlfriends this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah”
Person: “what’s his name”
Person 2: “I don’t know but he must be a Josh”
by AssEater1234000 July 28, 2020
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a wanker, with a small penis, ratty hair and the inability to have empathy
basically a fuckhead
don't be a josh
by analmacandcheese August 16, 2020
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Josh is a big fat butty hole who card read at the age of twelve and who picks his nose behind books
Person one: ewwww it’s josh
Person two: “gages”
by Y’all hehehehe August 24, 2020
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This kid probably plays basketball and is pretty good at it he also probably has braces
Wow Josh is Good at being gay
by DREAMBEAM August 31, 2020
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Getting Joshed

"My boy is in the bathroom of Max Fish getting Joshed."
by The Spoon Billed Dollar September 3, 2020
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Josh

Ebony: “Josh smells like cheese
Indy: “yeah❤️“
by ahahahahahahahhaha September 5, 2020
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