hop along

sex

person:”i like hop along!”
person2:”oh so you’re trans?”

by catboysementester69 November 15, 2020

hop on slappyball

The act of having sex with 5 big oily men
Usually practiced by men who are addicted to gaming.

John : Yo, wanna hop on Slappyball?
John 2 : Sure my fwb

by joebidenXIJr June 4, 2024

Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.

Timmy: yo dude, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait, ait

by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025

mall hop

Exaggerating when you buy a lot from a store.

Ex. Wanna mall hop tomorrow.
Ex. Plural. We just mall hopped.

by Jimmy armold backk February 2, 2017

hop on project zomboid

When someone wants to have rough homosexual sex with a twink

"hop on project zomboid bro"
Nah i already done it two hours ago

by VergilSP February 21, 2024

Let’s hop on thick legends

A term that means you and someone else watch porno videos involving thicc thighs or thicc boobs it doesn’t matter

Jimmy: yo bro let’s hop on thick legends
Nicholas: Yeah bro just make sure your mom isn’t home

by Yourmommyfattest November 11, 2021

Hop on Lethal Company

The desire to be chained to a wall and whipped by 3 oily men

Miles:" Let's hop on Lethal Company tonight."
Caleb: "Not again. I'm traumatized."

by anonymous December 30, 2023