fat facts

when you agree on something imensly and want to add affect

person 1. Super bowl 50 is the best one of all time
person 2. fat factsss

by riiiiimango May 19, 2018

Fat Lamp

A synonym for safe, respect, nuff love etc. Generally condoning the actions or feelings of the event or person in question.

Alex: Hey man, some guy just tortilla'd my girl, so i smashed him over the head with my bottle of stella.

Matt: Fat Lamp bro, he had that coming.

by rockgod78 July 14, 2010

Fat bum

Someone with a fat bum will sit on you and squash the banana out of you

A fat bum is someone a girl named Allison might have or a Dorthy

by Chunky Man January 15, 2020

Fat Tracker

One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.

Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!

by Stick42 November 19, 2006

sternum fat

The fleshy orbs that inhabit most females shirts. Boobs, Sweater Puppets, Funbags, Chesticles

And after that fine gentleman was nearly spent, he proceeded to skeet all over her sternum fat! I say, it was a first class finishing move!

by Shanislav Sladesky January 15, 2006

fat nyash

A fat nyash is where a female has a big ass

kim k has a fat nyash

queen elizabeth has a fattt nyash

by CHUBS_NFB August 4, 2022

fat bombing

Leaving a large sum of fat inducing food products on someone's desk with the intention that the food will be finished while the victim works at his or her desk.

Rico was always fat bombing the other programmers he worked with. His favorite victim was Earl as he had little or no willpower against chocolate candy bars.

by LeGrand August 3, 2008